[Scene: Me, passed out on an operating table. A Doctor and Nurse stand beside me]
Doctor: Nurse Bussy, we need two gallons of cum stat, or this boy will die!
Nurse: Doctor masc4masc, we ran out yesterday…
Doctor: Sweet Lorde, if that’s the case, then there is only one thing we can do now.
Nurse: You don’t mean…?
Doctor: Yes, code bukkake is our last and only hope.
Nurse: *soft gasp*
Doctor: *Unbuckling his belt* We must act quick, Nurse Bussy. Gather every person with a penis in this building and have them cum here ASAP!
Nurse: Yessir, I’m on it! *Runs out of the room*
Doctor: *Cranking his meat* I promise you, boy, you will not die under my-UGHNFG FUCKFKCUCK NGHUGH *Cums into an IV bag* You will not die under my watch!
Me leaving the hospital after a successful life-saving cum transfusion:
Rockets in the sky 