Author: lonelyskyguyuniverse

toxicrocket:

Body hair is sexy.

spikespiegell:

primadonnagril:

spikespiegell:

legit advice for ur perfect nude ..match ur lipstick color to ur labia color

How do I check while I’m at the store buying it

wear a skirt so you can buss it open? quit living in fear?

lord-kitschener:

yeen-spirit:

she loves you and hopes you have a fantastic year

I love her and hope she has a fantastic year, too

andfollowyourarrow:

cobaltdays:

cobaltdays:

[Scene: Me, passed out on an operating table. A Doctor and Nurse stand beside me]

Doctor: Nurse Bussy, we need two gallons of cum stat, or this boy will die!

Nurse: Doctor masc4masc, we ran out yesterday…

Doctor: Sweet Lorde, if that’s the case, then there is only one thing we can do now.

Nurse: You don’t mean…?

Doctor: Yes, code bukkake is our last and only hope.

Nurse: *soft gasp*

Doctor: *Unbuckling his belt* We must act quick, Nurse Bussy. Gather every person with a penis in this building and have them cum here ASAP!

Nurse: Yessir, I’m on it! *Runs out of the room*

Doctor: *Cranking his meat* I promise you, boy, you will not die under my-UGHNFG FUCKFKCUCK NGHUGH *Cums into an IV bag* You will not die under my watch!

Me leaving the hospital after a successful life-saving cum transfusion:

What evil have I done to deserve this on my dash?

goldenpoc:

gyarurun:

nezars-blog:

loladivine:

directedbywongkarwai:

directedbywongkarwai:

i truly don’t understand how the general public doesn’t know or doesn’t care that camila called normani a whole nigger 

this information has been floating around the internet for around a year now but she somehow managed to come out unscathed so let’s revisit

FUCKING THANKYOU

Another Ariana Grande to hate.

ariana, princess, i am so sorry. omg.

Why yall keep coming for Ariana bc she licked a damn donut like yall savages don’t do shit like that in stores anyway. LEAVE HER ALONE.