“A Thread of Tips” by Shelby
• #16 is missing but to find out more tips, follow her on twitter; be sure to thank her! 😁
Author: lonelyskyguyuniverse
REBLOG IF YOU LOVE DOGS
9 million people fucking love dogs
Here we come 10.
I’m tearing up like I know these men 💙
Very rare do we see the representation of black people or men in general especially in the gay community, in the genre of class, elegance, romance, and MAN THIS IS BEAUTIFUL… but this was all of thee above and for those dreaming to experience their moment such as this, stay Hopeful
So cute 🙂
antisocial
me: *to my grandchildren* this roomba is a priceless artifact of our family. our heirloomba.
people unfollowed me because of this post
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REBLOG IF YOU LOVE DOGS
9 million people fucking love dogs
Here we come 10.
“The beverages at the function are not name brand. Do not eat the food they don’t give a fuck about you !”
“don’t ask your weed man for a receipt. because for whatever reason he will stop accepting your calls.”
MORE PLZ
Amy Winehouse passing popsicles through her window to neighborhood kids
She was too good for this world
story time.
the look in your eyes is what gets me.
“so i return to my body.. from the other plane of existence.. in which i scream”
DEAD
“Story time.
I have this one white friend.
And – [mocking] I have this one white friend, I’m not racist. And like – where was I even going with this? [laughs] She’s not even my friend, she’s just someone I know. Okay, whatever, ‘kay, so this one white person that I know – [under breath] (I know a lot, my entire town is white.) Anyway, um, one day, she comes up to me, and she’s like,
“Jenny, what are you?” and, you know, that’s like white person talk for like, [sarcastic mocking] “what FUCKING country do you come from? Like obviously you’re not from here.” And I’m like, “um, I’m Chinese.”
And she’s like “What? You’re Chinese?”
And I’m like, “Yeah, I don’t know why that’s so much of a surprise.”
And she’s like “Well, I thought you said you were Asian.”
And – [deep breath] [pause] there was a moment, a good minute and a half, where I left my body and ascended onto another plane, and I screamed into the abyss of that plane [pause] because she did not know that Asian and Chinese are… I, I can’t, I can’t, I can’t even… you know, whatever.
So, return to my body, from the [pause] other plane of existence in which I scream. A lot. And I tell her: “You know, China, China, you see, the country that I’m from, is a part of Asia.”
And she’s like, “Where’s Asia?”
[whispers] She asked me. Where Asia is.
And I say, “Well, Asia consists of, you know..” and I list the different Asian countries and she’s like “Whaat?”
And I’m like [sarcastically] it’s, it’s this thing, you know, that you learn about in like third grade geography. It’s a continent! And she’s like “A continent?”
And I’m like “Yes.”
And she goes, “so it’s not a country?”
I’m like, “No.”
And she’s like “What’s the difference?”
And I’m like [deep breath] “America, you see, has like North, Central, South, so like, take somewhere from Canada; they are North American but they’re also Canadian…”
And she’s like “I don’t understand.”
And I’m like “It’s okay, just know that I am both Asian AND Chinese” and you know what, she is still confused to this day, and I [pause] am still on the other plane of existence, screaming, as I tell this story to you. So you can come join me, on the separate plane of existence.”
I WILL ALWAYS REBLOG THIS SHIT BECAUSE IT IS TOO REAL, TOO TRUE.
I’m actually crying
I get this shit too. I introduced myself to someone freshman year and said “hey, I’m Steven” and she asked “okay, but what’s your real name?” and my mind was just ohhhhh boy.
I think we could all use this on our dashes.
Pure post
This is the kind of quality content I enjoy and demand